Get Roasted by a Real Roast Master

A roast master is a comedian who specializes in good-natured, targeted mockery. You invite them to roast you — your photos, your dating profile, your outfit, your life choices, your LinkedIn — and they deliver a sharp, funny, consent-first takedown. Think Comedy Central Roast energy, but one-on-one and completely live.

How a call with a roast master works

1. Browse available roast masters and pick someone whose edge matches your sense of humor.
2. They ring your phone — no app download required.
3. Pay per minute. Set your target (you, a photo, a situation) and let them go.

The key word here is consent-first. You ask them to roast you. This isn't a surprise-attack format — you set the terms. Tell them upfront what's in play (your dating profile, your fashion sense, your most embarrassing story) and what's off-limits. Good roast masters read the room and know exactly how far to push before pulling back.

Popular formats: roast my photos, roast my dating app profile, roast my text conversation, roast my career trajectory, roast my entire personality. Bring whatever material you want destroyed and enjoy watching it happen. You need a genuine sense of humor about yourself to get the most out of this — but if you have that, it's some of the most fun you can have on a video call.